Monday, March 29, 2010

knock knock-an sa USTe.xDDD

sumikat ang knock knock jokes sa USTe.mga corning jokes at sa sobrang kacorny-han ay matatawa ka na lang.

ito ang mga knock-knock jokes.

knock knock! 
who's there? 
___________
_______who?

1.fire apoy (if I were a boy)
♫ if fire apoy, i think i could understand

2.Avril Lavigne (i'll be loving you forever)
♫ Avril Lavigne you....forever, deep inside my heart you leave me never

3.mighty mouse (thousand miles)
♫ mighty mouse outside Chicago, can't stop driving i don't know why

4.tubig pampawi sa lamig (the day you said goodnight)
♫ tubig...pampawi sa lamig and all that i see, and all that i need

5.lesbian (when you say nothing at all)
♫ the smile on face lesbian know that you leave, there's a lookin' your eyes saying you never leave me.

6.roxanne (buksan mo, papasukin ako)
♫ roxanne mo, papasukin ako, bulaklak para sa'yo

7.twitter (thriller)
♫ that this is twitter....twitter  night

8.may kape (tiktok)
♫ may kape in the morning feeling like P Diddy

9.aswang (always be my baby)
♫ we were aswang babe for a moment in time

10.mama para taxi (paparazzi)
♫ baby you'll be famous, i'll chase you down until you love me mama para taxi

11.Denise (weak)
♫ i get so weak with Denise I could hardly speak

12.latigo (doremi)
♫ do...re...,mi... fa...so...la...ti...go...

13.FEU UST (angels brought me here)
♫ FEU...ST what i...see, you're the answer to my prayer.

14.manong tulala (bad romance)
♫ ma...nong tulala.....roma roma-ma, gaga oh lala want your bad romance

15.tigdas dalandan (moonlight over Paris)
♫ tigdas the moonlight shine on Paris, after the sun goes down. If dalandan bridge is falling can anybody here a sound?

16.Edu Manzano (greatest love of all)
♫ i decided long ago never to walk with Edu Manzano

17.tatay mo long hair (i don't care) favorite♫ cause i don't care tatay mo long hair, i don't care tatay mo long hair.

18.nido gatas (with you)
♫ i nido boo, i gatas see you boo

19.lady gaga (bakit)
♫ kung ladu gaga ka, s apiling ng iba

20.river boat (love story)
♫ river boat young when i first saw you

21.swatch (shots)
♫ let's go swatch swatch swatch swatch swatch swatch

22.ham and daing (hotel room service)
♫ we got some hotel, motel ham and daing

23.puma safari (party in the USA)
♫ puma hands up, they're playin' my song and now i'm gonna be okay. yeah! it's safari in the USA, yeah! it's safari in the USA.

24.difference, differences (love story)
♫ you'll be difference and i'll be differences it's a love story baby just say yes

25.kinurot utong (intro of always be my baby)
♫ kinurot 'tong....kinurot, kurot utong

26.judo (mad)
♫ and i don't want judo to bed mad at you

27.bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad)
♫ bumili ng bagong folding bed, mad at you

28.ginabing kokey (just dance) favorite!
♫ just dance, ginabing kokey da da doo-doo mmm

29.honda (12 days of Christmas)
♫ honda the first day of Christmas may true love gave to me

30.jiampong (sampong mga daliri)
♫ jiampong mga daliri

31.da vinci (itsy bitsy spider)
♫ da vinci vinci spider climbed up the water spout

32.civil war ( villar campaign song)
♫ civil war ang tunay na mahirap, civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.

33.tagbitbit puto bung-bong (boom boom pow)
♫ tagibitbit, tagabitbit...puto bung bong.tagabitbit puto bung bong

34.johnny depp (boom boom pow intro)
♫ johnny depp....johnny depp depp, depp.depp.depp

35.picachu (one time)
♫ pi..cachu i will tell you one time

36.gu jun pyo (pare ko)
♫ O, diyos ko ano ba naman ito di ba gu jun pyo nagmukha akong tanga pinaasa niya lang ako lecheng pag-ibig to-o-o-oh

37.mentos (my toes my knees)
♫ mentos my knees, my shoulder, my head

38.halimaw sa poste (how am i suppose to live without you)
♫ tell me halimaw sa poste live without you

39.knock olongapo san fernando (smack that)
♫ knock that olongapo, knock that san fernando

40.dina bonnevie,gary v,megan fox (wanna be)
♫ dina bonnevie my lover, gary v with my friends, megan fox forever that will never end

41.organizer (womanizer)
♫ organizer, organizer, organizer, organizer you-you are, you-you are organizer, organizer, organizer, organizer

42.tolits bumili ng tide with bleach (liwanag sa dilim)
♫isigaw mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach liwanag, liwanag sa dilim

43.soon to open pan de manila bukas sarado na (uno dos tres)
♫ uno dos tres soon to open pan de manila, dos tres bukas sarado na

44.tissue (forever)
♫ tissue and me moving at the speed of light into eternity

45.kerigma ( poker face)
♫ kerigma, kerigma, no you kerigma poker face

46.coca cola (kung ako na lang sana)
♫ coca cola lang sana ang 'yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa, coca cola lang sana ang 'yong minahal 'di ka na muling luluha pa

47.tuna pie (through the fire)
♫ tuna pie...tuna limit tuna wall.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

AYOS TO KEN! ANG BENTAA! =))-->Roxy

RJ Naguit said...

hahah! nakaktuwa, usong uso nga sa UST yan ngayon.haha Anyway, twice na kita nakita sa school. Isa sa friomix tapos nung isa naman sa Med lib habang kumakanta kami.hehe

kenkun said...
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kenkun said...

@rj.really??? uhh.friomix i think it's sat.? ah.kasama ka pala dn s akumakanta dun.haha.galing kami sa lib. nun e.sinamahan ko lang friends ko sa research nila.:)
kaw di pa kita nakikita.:c

kenkun said...

@roxy...oo naman rox.di ko talaga mkklimutan ung ginabing kokey mo.HAHA.:DDD

RJ Naguit said...

yeah! I was with my firends from music nung asa frio ako.

Yup kita ko nga,gulat nga ako mag commerce na nasa med lib eh.haha unusual kasi

kenkun said...

@rj.nga e.sinamahan ko lang ung mga friends ko.actually ayoko nagpupunta sa ibang buildings OP.haha.kitang-kitang hindi ka taga-doon.:DDD
.hind talaga kita nakita nun sa frio.haha.gusto ko na kasing umuwi nun e.:DDD