ito ang mga knock-knock jokes.
knock knock!
who's there?
___________
_______who?
who's there?
___________
_______who?
1.fire apoy (if I were a boy)
♫ if fire apoy, i think i could understand
2.Avril Lavigne (i'll be loving you forever)
♫ Avril Lavigne you....forever, deep inside my heart you leave me never
3.mighty mouse (thousand miles)
♫ mighty mouse outside Chicago, can't stop driving i don't know why
4.tubig pampawi sa lamig (the day you said goodnight)
♫ tubig...pampawi sa lamig and all that i see, and all that i need
5.lesbian (when you say nothing at all)
♫ the smile on face lesbian know that you leave, there's a lookin' your eyes saying you never leave me.
6.roxanne (buksan mo, papasukin ako)
♫ roxanne mo, papasukin ako, bulaklak para sa'yo
7.twitter (thriller)
♫ that this is twitter....twitter night
8.may kape (tiktok)
♫ may kape in the morning feeling like P Diddy
9.aswang (always be my baby)
♫ we were aswang babe for a moment in time
10.mama para taxi (paparazzi)
♫ baby you'll be famous, i'll chase you down until you love me mama para taxi
11.Denise (weak)
♫ i get so weak with Denise I could hardly speak
12.latigo (doremi)
♫ do...re...,mi... fa...so...la...ti...go...
13.FEU UST (angels brought me here)
♫ FEU...ST what i...see, you're the answer to my prayer.
14.manong tulala (bad romance)
♫ ma...nong tulala.....roma roma-ma, gaga oh lala want your bad romance
15.tigdas dalandan (moonlight over Paris)
♫ tigdas the moonlight shine on Paris, after the sun goes down. If dalandan bridge is falling can anybody here a sound?
16.Edu Manzano (greatest love of all)
♫ i decided long ago never to walk with Edu Manzano
17.tatay mo long hair (i don't care) favorite♫ cause i don't care tatay mo long hair, i don't care tatay mo long hair.
18.nido gatas (with you)
♫ i nido boo, i gatas see you boo
19.lady gaga (bakit)
♫ kung ladu gaga ka, s apiling ng iba
20.river boat (love story)
♫ river boat young when i first saw you
21.swatch (shots)
♫ let's go swatch swatch swatch swatch swatch swatch
22.ham and daing (hotel room service)
♫ we got some hotel, motel ham and daing
23.puma safari (party in the USA)
♫ puma hands up, they're playin' my song and now i'm gonna be okay. yeah! it's safari in the USA, yeah! it's safari in the USA.
24.difference, differences (love story)
♫ you'll be difference and i'll be differences it's a love story baby just say yes
25.kinurot utong (intro of always be my baby)
♫ kinurot 'tong....kinurot, kurot utong
26.judo (mad)
♫ and i don't want judo to bed mad at you
27.bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad)
♫ bumili ng bagong folding bed, mad at you
28.ginabing kokey (just dance) favorite!
♫ just dance, ginabing kokey da da doo-doo mmm
29.honda (12 days of Christmas)
♫ honda the first day of Christmas may true love gave to me
30.jiampong (sampong mga daliri)
♫ jiampong mga daliri
31.da vinci (itsy bitsy spider)
♫ da vinci vinci spider climbed up the water spout
32.civil war ( villar campaign song)
♫ civil war ang tunay na mahirap, civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
33.tagbitbit puto bung-bong (boom boom pow)
♫ tagibitbit, tagabitbit...puto bung bong.tagabitbit puto bung bong
34.johnny depp (boom boom pow intro)
♫ johnny depp....johnny depp depp, depp.depp.depp
35.picachu (one time)
♫ pi..cachu i will tell you one time
36.gu jun pyo (pare ko)
♫ O, diyos ko ano ba naman ito di ba gu jun pyo nagmukha akong tanga pinaasa niya lang ako lecheng pag-ibig to-o-o-oh
37.mentos (my toes my knees)
♫ mentos my knees, my shoulder, my head
38.halimaw sa poste (how am i suppose to live without you)
♫ tell me halimaw sa poste live without you
39.knock olongapo san fernando (smack that)
♫ knock that olongapo, knock that san fernando
40.dina bonnevie,gary v,megan fox (wanna be)
♫ dina bonnevie my lover, gary v with my friends, megan fox forever that will never end
41.organizer (womanizer)
♫ organizer, organizer, organizer, organizer you-you are, you-you are organizer, organizer, organizer, organizer
42.tolits bumili ng tide with bleach (liwanag sa dilim)
♫isigaw mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach liwanag, liwanag sa dilim
43.soon to open pan de manila bukas sarado na (uno dos tres)
♫ uno dos tres soon to open pan de manila, dos tres bukas sarado na
44.tissue (forever)
♫ tissue and me moving at the speed of light into eternity
45.kerigma ( poker face)
♫ kerigma, kerigma, no you kerigma poker face
46.coca cola (kung ako na lang sana)
♫ coca cola lang sana ang 'yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa, coca cola lang sana ang 'yong minahal 'di ka na muling luluha pa
47.tuna pie (through the fire)
♫ tuna pie...tuna limit tuna wall.
7 comments:
AYOS TO KEN! ANG BENTAA! =))-->Roxy
hahah! nakaktuwa, usong uso nga sa UST yan ngayon.haha Anyway, twice na kita nakita sa school. Isa sa friomix tapos nung isa naman sa Med lib habang kumakanta kami.hehe
@rj.really??? uhh.friomix i think it's sat.? ah.kasama ka pala dn s akumakanta dun.haha.galing kami sa lib. nun e.sinamahan ko lang friends ko sa research nila.:)
kaw di pa kita nakikita.:c
@roxy...oo naman rox.di ko talaga mkklimutan ung ginabing kokey mo.HAHA.:DDD
yeah! I was with my firends from music nung asa frio ako.
Yup kita ko nga,gulat nga ako mag commerce na nasa med lib eh.haha unusual kasi
@rj.nga e.sinamahan ko lang ung mga friends ko.actually ayoko nagpupunta sa ibang buildings OP.haha.kitang-kitang hindi ka taga-doon.:DDD
.hind talaga kita nakita nun sa frio.haha.gusto ko na kasing umuwi nun e.:DDD
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